YOU SAID:
I know a potato who knows a tomato and is really a cat
INTO JAPANESE
私はトマトを知っていて、本当に猫であるジャガイモを知っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I know tomatoes and really know potatoes that are cats
INTO JAPANESE
私はトマトを知っており、猫であるジャガイモを本当に知っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I know tomatoes and really know potatoes that are cats
That didn't even make that much sense in English.