YOU SAID:
I KNOW A GUY WHO PICKS HIS NOSE
INTO JAPANESE
私は彼の鼻を拾う人を知っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I know who picks up his nose
INTO JAPANESE
誰が彼の鼻を拾うのか知っている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I know who will pick up his nose
INTO JAPANESE
誰が彼の鼻を拾うのか知っている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I know who will pick up his nose
Come on, you can do better than that.