YOU SAID:
I know a guy! He stole my shoe!
INTO JAPANESE
私は男を知っている!彼は私の靴を盗んだ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I know man! he stole my shoes!
INTO JAPANESE
私は男を知っている!彼は私の靴を盗んだ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I know man! he stole my shoes!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.