YOU SAID:
I killed the caterpillar and then his father came and reach equalibrium and came on my face and then I nuked russia in order to uphold the legend turkey.
INTO JAPANESE
私はイモムシを殺し、その後彼の父親がやって来て平衡に達し、私の顔に襲いかかり、そして伝説の七面鳥を守るためにロシアを核攻撃しました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I killed the caterpillar, then his father came along, reached equilibrium, attacked me in the face, and then nuked Russia to protect the legendary turkey.
INTO JAPANESE
私がイモムシを殺し、その後彼の父親がやってきて平衡状態に達し、私の顔を攻撃し、そして伝説の七面鳥を守るためにロシアを核攻撃しました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I killed the caterpillar, then his father came, reached equilibrium, attacked me in the face, and then nuked Russia to protect the legendary turkey.
INTO JAPANESE
私がイモムシを殺し、その後彼の父親がやって来て平衡状態に達し、私の顔を攻撃し、そして伝説の七面鳥を守るためにロシアを核攻撃しました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I killed the caterpillar, then his father came, reached equilibrium, attacked me in the face, and then nuked Russia to protect the legendary turkey.
Come on, you can do better than that.