YOU SAID:
I killed my wife family and friends in a car accident but accidently ran into a gas station, then I drank the piano found inside the ceiling fan.
INTO JAPANESE
妻の家族や友人を交通事故で亡くしましたが、事故でガソリンスタンドにぶつかり、天井の扇風機の中にあったピアノを飲みました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I lost my wife's family and friends in a car accident, but in the accident I hit a gas station and drank the piano that was in the ceiling fan.
INTO JAPANESE
妻の家族や友人を交通事故で亡くしましたが、事故でガソリンスタンドにぶつかり、天井の扇風機にあったピアノを飲みました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I lost my wife's family and friends in a car accident, but I hit a gas station in the accident and drank the piano that was in the ceiling fan.
INTO JAPANESE
妻の家族や友人を交通事故で亡くしましたが、事故でガソリンスタンドにぶつかり、天井の扇風機にあったピアノを飲みました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I lost my wife's family and friends in a car accident, but I hit a gas station in the accident and drank the piano that was in the ceiling fan.
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