YOU SAID:

I'd kill myself too if my last name was Combs!

INTO JAPANESE

私の姓が櫛であれば私も自分自身を殺すと思います！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If my surname is a comb I would also kill myself!

INTO JAPANESE

私の姓が櫛なら、私も自分を殺すでしょう！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If my surname is a comb, I will kill myself too!

INTO JAPANESE

私の姓が櫛の場合は、私も自分自身を殺します！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If my surname is a comb, I will kill myself too!