YOU SAID:
I'd kill myself too if my last name was Combs!
INTO JAPANESE
私の姓が櫛であれば私も自分自身を殺すと思います！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If my surname is a comb I would also kill myself!
INTO JAPANESE
私の姓が櫛なら、私も自分を殺すでしょう！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If my surname is a comb, I will kill myself too!
INTO JAPANESE
私の姓が櫛の場合は、私も自分自身を殺します！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If my surname is a comb, I will kill myself too!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
