YOU SAID:
I'd kill for a big mac right now dood
INTO JAPANESE
私は大きなマックのために今殺すだろう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will kill for a big Mac now
INTO JAPANESE
私は今大きなMacのために殺すだろう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will now kill for a big Mac
INTO JAPANESE
私は今大型Macを殺すだろう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will now kill a large Mac
INTO JAPANESE
私は今大規模なMacを殺すだろう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will now kill a large Mac
That didn't even make that much sense in English.