YOU SAID:
I kicked Uncle Bob, he kicked me back.
INTO JAPANESE
ボブおじさんを蹴ら、彼が戻って私を蹴った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Uncle Bob, kicked, he came back and kicked me.
INTO JAPANESE
ボブ叔父さん、蹴り、彼は戻ってきて、私を蹴った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Kicked Uncle Bob, he came back and kicked me.
INTO JAPANESE
ボブおじさんを蹴った彼は戻ってきて、私を蹴った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He kicked Uncle Bob came back and kicked me.
INTO JAPANESE
彼は蹴られたボブおじさん戻ってきたし、私を蹴った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He was Uncle Bob was kicked in the back and kicked me.
INTO JAPANESE
彼はボブおじさん背中を蹴られ、私を蹴った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He kicked Uncle Bob back and kicked me.
INTO JAPANESE
彼はボブおじさんを支払ったし、私を蹴った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He paid Uncle Bob and then kicked me.
INTO JAPANESE
彼はボブおじさんを支払ったし、私を蹴った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He paid Uncle Bob and then kicked me.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.