YOU SAID:
I kicked that child in self-defense, officer, you have to believe me.
INTO JAPANESE
私は護身術であの子を蹴りました、警官、あなたは私を信じなければなりません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I kicked him in self-defense, cop, you have to believe me.
INTO JAPANESE
護身術で彼を蹴った、警官、あなたは私を信じなければならない.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Kicked him in self-defense, cop, you must believe me.
INTO JAPANESE
自衛のために彼を蹴った、警官、あなたは私を信じなければならない.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Kicked him in self-defense, policeman, you must believe me.
INTO JAPANESE
自衛のために彼を蹴った、警官、あなたは私を信じなければならない.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Kicked him in self-defense, policeman, you must believe me.
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