YOU SAID:
I kicked that child in self defense officer
INTO JAPANESE
私はその子供を護身術官に蹴った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I kicked the child to a self-defense officer
INTO JAPANESE
私は子供を護身術官に蹴った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I kicked my child to a self-defense officer
INTO JAPANESE
私は自分の子供を護身術官に蹴りました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I kicked my child to a self-defense officer
Come on, you can do better than that.