YOU SAID:
I kicked that child in self defense
INTO JAPANESE
私はその子供を護身術で蹴った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I kicked the child in self-defense
INTO JAPANESE
私は子供を護身術で蹴った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I kicked my child in self-defense
INTO JAPANESE
私は自分の子供を護身術で蹴った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I kicked my child in self-defense
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