YOU SAID:
I kicked my dog and killed my kid, I kissed my sister last night.
INTO JAPANESE
私は犬を蹴って子供を殺し、昨夜妹にキスをしました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I kicked the dog, killed the child, and kissed my sister last night.
INTO JAPANESE
私は犬を蹴り、子供を殺し、昨夜妹にキスをしました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I kicked a dog, killed a child, and kissed my sister last night.
INTO JAPANESE
私は犬を蹴り、子供を殺し、昨夜妹にキスをしました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I kicked a dog, killed a child, and kissed my sister last night.
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