YOU SAID:
I kicked my dishwasher so hard in the nuts he became Rodolfo Castelho.
INTO JAPANESE
私はそう私の食器洗い機を蹴ったナットでハード彼はロドルフォ ・ Castelho になった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My nuts kicked my dishwasher so hard he was Rodolfo Castelho.
INTO JAPANESE
私のナットは、ロドルフォ ・ Castelho をだった彼が一生懸命私の食器洗い機を蹴った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My nuts are Rodolfo Castelho, was he kicked so hard my dishwasher.
INTO JAPANESE
私のナット、ロドルフォ ・ Castelho、彼が一生懸命に追い出された私の食器洗い機。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My nut, Rodolfo Castelho, he kicked hard in my dishwasher.
INTO JAPANESE
私のナット、ロドルフォ ・ Castelho、彼は一生懸命私の食器洗い機を蹴った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My nut, Rodolfo Castelho, he kicked hard my dishwasher.
INTO JAPANESE
私のナット、ロドルフォ ・ Castelho、彼は一生懸命私の食器洗い機を蹴った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My nut, Rodolfo Castelho, he kicked hard my dishwasher.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.