YOU SAID:
i kicked an orphan once
INTO JAPANESE
私は一度孤児を蹴った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I once kicked an orphan
INTO JAPANESE
私はかつて孤児を蹴ったことがある
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I once kicked an orphan.
INTO JAPANESE
私はかつて孤児を蹴ったことがある。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I once kicked an orphan.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.