YOU SAID:

I kicked a squirrel so hard its teeth flew into the adjacent neighborhood and took out a kid's eye. I then inserted raccoons into my ear.

INTO JAPANESE

私はリスを強く蹴ってその歯が隣の辺りに飛び込み、子供の目を出した。それから私は耳にアライグマを入れました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I made a strong kick at the squirrel and his teeth jumped into the area next to his eyes. Then I put a raccoon in my ear.

INTO JAPANESE

私はリスを強く蹴り、彼の歯は彼の目の隣の領域に飛び込んだ。それから私は耳にアライグマを入れた。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I hit the squirrel hard and his teeth jumped into the area next to his eyes. Then I put a raccoon in my ear.

INTO JAPANESE

私はリスに激しくぶつかり、彼の歯は彼の目の隣の領域に飛び込んだ。それから私は耳にアライグマを入れた。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I hit the squirrel hard and his teeth jumped into the area next to his eyes. Then I put a raccoon in my ear.