YOU SAID:
I kicked a horse, it kicked me back.
INTO JAPANESE
馬を蹴ら、それは私が戻って蹴らさ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Horse kicked, kicked, I returned it.
INTO JAPANESE
馬に蹴られた、蹴られた、私はそれを返しました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Horse kicked, kicked, I returned it.
You should move to Japan!