YOU SAID:
i keep pooping myself
INTO JAPANESE
私は自分自身をうんち続けます
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I keep pooping myself
INTO JAPANESE
私は自分自身をうんちします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I poop myself
INTO JAPANESE
私はうんち
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I'm poop
INTO JAPANESE
私はうんちです
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I'm poop
You've done this before, haven't you.