YOU SAID:

I karate chopped my science teacher in my car because that's the way the cookie crumbles.

INTO JAPANESE

車の中で理科の先生を空手で切り刻んでしまいました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I chopped up my science teacher with karate in the car.

INTO JAPANESE

車の中で理科の先生を空手で切り刻んだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Karate chopped up the science teacher in the car.

INTO JAPANESE

空手は車の中で理科の先生を切り刻んだ.

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Karate chopped up the science teacher in the car.