YOU SAID:
I just went to the bathroom and dropped a big one. my stomach hurts but ill survive.
INTO JAPANESE
トイレに行って大きなものを落としました。私の胃は痛いが、病気は生き残る。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I went to the bathroom and dropped a big one. My stomach hurts, but the illness survives.
INTO JAPANESE
トイレに行って大きなものを落としました。お腹が痛いのですが、病気は治ります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I went to the bathroom and dropped a big one. I have a stomachache, but the illness is cured.
INTO JAPANESE
トイレに行って大きなものを落としました。腹痛がありますが、病気は治りました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I went to the bathroom and dropped a big one. I have a stomachache, but my illness has healed.
INTO JAPANESE
トイレに行って大きなものを落としました。腹痛がありますが、病気は治りました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I went to the bathroom and dropped a big one. I have a stomachache, but my illness has healed.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.