YOU SAID:
I just took a dirty dump in my diaper
INTO JAPANESE
私はちょうど私のおむつで汚いダンプを取った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I took my diaper is just dirty dump
INTO JAPANESE
私は私のおむつを取っただけで汚れたダンプです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I just took my diaper, dirty dump
INTO JAPANESE
私はちょうど私のおむつ、汚れたダンプを取った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I just took my diaper, dirty dump
That didn't even make that much sense in English.