YOU SAID:
I just stepped in a toilet by accident. Poops.
INTO JAPANESE
私は偶然にトイレに入ったところです。うんち。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I happened to be in the bathroom. Poop.
INTO JAPANESE
私はたまたま浴室にいた。うんち。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I happened to be in the bathroom. Poop.
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