YOU SAID:

i just shoved a bag of gummy worms up my crack and i think im dying

INTO JAPANESE

亀裂にグミワームの入った袋を押し込んだだけで、死ぬと思う

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I think if you just shoved a bag of gummy worms into a crack, you would die.

INTO JAPANESE

亀裂にグミワームの袋を押し込んだら死ぬと思います。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I think if you shove a bag of gummy worms into a crack, you'll die.

INTO JAPANESE

亀裂にグミの入った袋を突っ込んだら死ぬと思います。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I think if you stuck a bag of gummy bears in a crack, you would die.

INTO JAPANESE

亀裂にグミの袋を突っ込んだら死ぬと思う。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I think if you stuck a bag of gummy bears in a crack, you would die.