YOU SAID:
i just shot granny and i hope she's dead cause if she isn't she´ll come cut of my head
INTO JAPANESE
私はおばあちゃんを撃っただけで、彼女が私の頭を切り落とされないのなら、彼女が死んだ原因であることを願っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hope she's dead if she just shot grandma and she didn't cut off my head
INTO JAPANESE
彼女がおばあちゃんを撃ったばかりで私の頭を切り落とさなかったら彼女が死んでいることを願っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hope she's dead if she just shot her grandma and didn't cut off my head
INTO JAPANESE
おばあちゃんを撃っただけで頭を切らなかったら死んでほしい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want you to die if you just shoot your grandma and don't cut your head
INTO JAPANESE
おばあちゃんを撃って頭を切らなければ死んでほしい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want you to die if you don't cut your head by shooting grandma
INTO JAPANESE
おばあちゃんを撃って頭を切らなければ死んでほしい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want you to die if you don't cut your head by shooting grandma
That didn't even make that much sense in English.