YOU SAID:
I just shat my pants and ate a dog!
INTO JAPANESE
ズボンを脱いで犬を食べてしまったんだ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He took off his pants and ate the dog!
INTO JAPANESE
彼はズボンを脱いで犬を食べました!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He took off his pants and ate the dog!
You've done this before, haven't you.