YOU SAID:
I just put my newborn son into a blender
INTO JAPANESE
生まれたばかりの息子をブレンダーに入れた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I put my newborn son in the blender.
INTO JAPANESE
私は生まれたばかりの息子をブレンダーに入れた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I put my newborn son in the blender.
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