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I just put a can of beans in the microwave... little did I know I forgot to take the beans out of the can! And now my motherfreaking house burnt down.. house burnt down!!

INTO JAPANESE

豆の缶を電子レンジに入れました...豆を缶から取り出すのを忘れたことはほとんど知りませんでした！そして今、私の母の家は燃え尽きました..家は燃え尽きました!!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I put a can of beans in the microwave ... I almost never forgot to remove the beans from the can! And now my mother's house has burned out .. the house has burned out !!

INTO JAPANESE

私は電子レンジに豆の缶を入れました...私は缶から豆を取り除くのをほとんど決して忘れませんでした！そして今、私の母の家は燃え尽きました..家は燃え尽きました!!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I put a can of beans in a microwave ... I almost never forgot to remove beans from the can! And now my mother's house has burned out .. the house has burned out !!

INTO JAPANESE

私は電子レンジに豆の缶を入れました...私は缶から豆を取り除くことをほとんど決して忘れませんでした！そして今、私の母の家は燃え尽きました..家は燃え尽きました!!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I put a can of beans in a microwave ... I almost never forgot to remove beans from the can! And now my mother's house has burned out .. the house has burned out !!