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i just pooped myself because my friend scared a platypus and the platypus sweated milk which my friend later baked into a cake

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私はちょうど私の友人がカモノハシを怖がらせ、カモノハシが私の友人が後でケーキに焼いたミルクを汗をかいたので、私は自分自身をうんちした

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I just pooped myself because my friend scared the cutips and the throes sweated milk my friend later baked on the cake

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私はちょうど私の友人がキュチップを怖がらせ、喉は私の友人が後でケーキの上で焼いたミルクを汗をかいたので、私は自分自身をうんちした

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I just pooped myself because my friend scared the curchip and my throat sweated milk my friend later baked on the cake

INTO JAPANESE

私はちょうど私の友人がカーチップを怖がらせ、私の喉が私の友人が後でケーキの上で焼いたミルクを汗をかいたので、私は自分自身をうんちした

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I just pooped myself because my friend scared the car tip and my throat sweated milk my friend later baked on the cake

INTO JAPANESE

私はちょうど私の友人が車の先端を怖がらせ、私の喉が私の友人が後でケーキの上で焼いたミルクを汗をかいたので、私は自分自身をうんちした

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I just pooped myself because my friend scared the tip of the car and my throat sweated milk my friend later baked on the cake

INTO JAPANESE

私はちょうど私の友人が車の先端を怖がらせ、私の喉が私の友人が後でケーキの上で焼いたミルクを汗をかいたので、私は自分自身をうんちした

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I just pooped myself because my friend scared the tip of the car and my throat sweated milk my friend later baked on the cake