YOU SAID:
I just pooped my pants in Target!
INTO JAPANESE
ターゲットでウンチしちゃった!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I pooped on the target!
INTO JAPANESE
ターゲットにウンチした!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Target pooped!
INTO JAPANESE
ターゲットがウンチした!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Target pooped!
Well done, yes, well done!