YOU SAID:
I just pooped in my very beige pants made of cow hair.
INTO JAPANESE
牛毛で作られたベージュのズボンをうんちくしただけだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I just peeed beige pants made of cow hair.
INTO JAPANESE
牛の毛で作られたベージュのズボンをおしっこしました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I peeed beige pants made of cow hair.
INTO JAPANESE
私は牛の毛で作られたベージュのズボンをおしっこしました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I peeed beige pants made of cow hair.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.