YOU SAID:
I just licked somebody’s toe because the chair said car to the tree
INTO JAPANESE
椅子が木に車を言ったので、私は誰かのつま先をなめました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I licked someone's toes as the chair said the car to the tree
INTO JAPANESE
椅子が車を木に向かって言ったので、私は誰かのつま先をなめました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I licked someone's toes as the chair said the car towards the tree
INTO JAPANESE
椅子が車を木に向かって言ったので、私は誰かのつま先をなめました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I licked someone's toes as the chair said the car towards the tree
You should move to Japan!