YOU SAID:
I just jizzed in my pants
INTO JAPANESE
私はちょうど私のズボンでジューズ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I just juiced in my pants
INTO JAPANESE
私はちょうど私のズボンでジュースを飲んだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I just drank juice with my pants
INTO JAPANESE
私はちょうど私のズボンでジュースを飲んだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I just drank juice with my pants
That didn't even make that much sense in English.