YOU SAID:
I just had the cleanest card swipe of my life
INTO JAPANESE
人生で最もきれいなカードをスワイプしました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Swipe the cleanest card in my life
INTO JAPANESE
私の人生で最もきれいなカードをスワイプする
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Swipe the cleanest card in my life
That didn't even make that much sense in English.