YOU SAID:

I just did a rip and you look so great and you and I need to spend time together or else we will all be shredded apart by a doberman and then by a cat and put into a fancy feast can.

INTO JAPANESE

私はちょうど裂け目をしました、そしてあなたはとても素晴らしく見えます、そしてあなたと私は一緒に時間を過ごす必要があります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I just made a rift, and you look so nice, and you and I need to spend time together.

INTO JAPANESE

私はちょうど裂け目を作りました、そしてあなたはとても素敵に見えます、そしてあなたと私は一緒に時間を過ごす必要があります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I just made a rift, and you look so nice, and you and I need to spend time together.