YOU SAID:
I just crashed my friends wedding by eating her toes
INTO JAPANESE
友達の結婚式を彼女の足の指を食べて台無しにしてしまった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ruined my friend's wedding by eating her toes.
INTO JAPANESE
私は友人の足の指を食べて、友人の結婚式を台無しにしてしまいました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ruined my friend's wedding by eating her toes.
You should move to Japan!