YOU SAID:
I just came in my pants
INTO JAPANESE
私は私のズボンを
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I, in my pants
INTO JAPANESE
私は、私のズボン
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I am in my pants
INTO JAPANESE
私は私のズボンに
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I was in my pants
INTO JAPANESE
私は、私のズボン
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I am in my pants
INTO JAPANESE
私は私のズボンに
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I was in my pants
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