YOU SAID:

i just ate my cat and then i went to the grocery store because i had to tell my friend i had been thinking he had thought i wanted him to not be my friend anymore

INTO JAPANESE

猫を食べて食料品店に行ったのは、友達にもう友達になりたくないと思っていたので、友達に言わなければならなかったからです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ate a cat and went to the grocery store because I didn't want my friends to be friends anymore, so I had to tell them.

INTO JAPANESE

友達になりたくなくなったので、猫を食べて食料品店に行ったので、言わなければなりませんでした。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I didn't want to be friends, so I ate a cat and went to a grocery store, so I had to say.

INTO JAPANESE

友達になりたくなかったので、猫を食べて食料品店に行ったので、言わざるを得ませんでした。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I didn't want to be friends, so I ate a cat and went to a grocery store, so I had to say.