YOU SAID:
I jumped off a building and im not dead, suprise!
INTO JAPANESE
私は建物から飛び降り、死んでいない、驚き!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I jumped out of the building and I am not dead, a surprise!
INTO JAPANESE
私は建物から飛び出し、私は死んでいない、驚き!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I jumped out of the building and I am not dead, a surprise!
That's deep, man.