YOU SAID:
I jizzed on the blankets of my sister's bed
INTO JAPANESE
私は妹のベッドの毛布の上で精液を飲んだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I drank semen on my sister's bed blanket
INTO JAPANESE
姉のベッド毛布にザーメンを飲んだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I drank semen on my sister's bed blanket
You've done this before, haven't you.