YOU SAID:
i is a man when i eat dog cheese pong ping ding dong wee wee
INTO JAPANESE
私は犬のチーズを食べるとき男ですポンポンディンドンウィーウィー
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I'm a guy when eating dog cheese Pom Pom Ding Dong We
INTO JAPANESE
私は犬のチーズポンポンポンドンドンを食べるとき男です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am a man when i eat dog cheese pom pom
INTO JAPANESE
犬のチーズポンポンを食べると私は男です
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Eating a dog cheese pom pom I'm a man
INTO JAPANESE
犬のチーズを食べるポンポン私は男です
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Pom Pom Eating Dog Cheese I'm a Man
INTO JAPANESE
ポンポン食べる犬のチーズ私は男だ
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Pom Pom Eating Dog Cheese I'm a Man
That didn't even make that much sense in English.