YOU SAID:
I invest all my money into bitcoin sadly charming nighttime time time time time time
INTO JAPANESE
全ての時を統べる者、タイムとは私のことだ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am the Lord of All Time, Time himself!
INTO JAPANESE
全ての時を統べる者、タイムとは私のことだ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am the Lord of All Time, Time himself!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.