YOU SAID:
I intent on doing things a little different this year: Instead of hitting my washing machine I'm now planning to drown my hair dryer.
INTO JAPANESE
今年は少し違うことをしようと思っています。洗濯機をぶつけるのではなく、ヘアドライヤーを溺れさせようと思っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm going to do something a little different this year. I don't want to hit the washing machine, I want to drown the hair dryer.
INTO JAPANESE
今年はちょっと違うことをするつもりです。洗濯機をぶつけたくない、ヘアドライヤーを溺れさせたい。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm going to do something a little different this year. I don't want to hit the washing machine, I want to drown the hair dryer.
Come on, you can do better than that.