YOU SAID:
I ... I needed to take a pee, and I didn't quite make it to the courtyard
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I ...おしっこを取るために必要な私は中庭にそれを作らなかったかなり
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I ... I needed didn't make it into the courtyard to take a pee pretty
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I ...私は必要なはかなりおしっこを取るために中庭にそれを作らなかった
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I ... I take a pee pretty necessary didn't make it into the courtyard
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I ...私はかなり必要がある中庭にそれを作らなかったおしっこを取る
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I ... I take a pee pretty much need patio didn't make it
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I ...私は非常に多くの必要があるパティオはそれを作らなかったおしっこを取る
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I ... I very much need patio takes a pee didn't make it
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I ...私は非常にそれを作らなかったおしっこパティオを必要があります。
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I ... I must pee patio didn't quite make it.
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I ...おしっこをする必要がありますパティオ非常それを作らなかった。
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I ... Patio must have to pee so didn't make it.
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I ...パティオは、それを作らなかったのでおしっこをする必要があります。
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I ... You must be a wee patio didn't make it so.
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I ...おしっこする必要がありますパティオ didn't それをそう作る。
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I ... Patio didn't need to make it so.
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I ...テラスはそれをそう作る必要がなかった。
That didn't even make that much sense in English.