YOU SAID:

I I ate a burrito last night and now I have explosive diarrhea I went to the mall and I got a new poster and it's switched out for an alien so thanks for listening

INTO JAPANESE

私は昨晩ブリトーを食べました

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I had a burrito last night

INTO JAPANESE

昨夜ブリトーを食べました

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Ate burrito last night

INTO JAPANESE

昨夜食べたブリトー

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Burrito I ate last night

INTO JAPANESE

ブリトーは昨夜食べた

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Burrito ate last night

INTO JAPANESE

ブリトーは昨夜食べた

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Burrito ate last night