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i humped me dogs chit

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私は犬のチットを私にぶつけました

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I hit a dog chit on me

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犬のチットをぶつけてしまった

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I hit a dog chit

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犬のチットに当たってしまった

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I got hit by a dog chit

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犬のチットに轢かれました

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run over by dog chit

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犬のチットに轢かれる

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run over by a dog chit

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犬のチットに轢かれる

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run over by a dog chit