YOU SAID:
I hump my 5 year old daughter
INTO JAPANESE
5歳の娘をこぶしてしまいました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I bumped my 5 year old daughter
INTO JAPANESE
5歳の娘をぶつけてしまいました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hit my 5 year old daughter
INTO JAPANESE
5歳の娘を殴ってしまいました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hit my 5 year old daughter
You've done this before, haven't you.