YOU SAID:
I hope you get killed by an angry moose with a block of cheese.
INTO JAPANESE
怒ったムースにチーズで殺されたらいいのに
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I wish the angry moose had killed me with cheese.
INTO JAPANESE
怒ったムースがチーズで私を殺してくれたらよかったのに。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I wish the angry moose had killed me with cheese.
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