YOU SAID:
i hope ya eat a fridge and catch a cab
INTO JAPANESE
冷蔵庫を食べてタクシーに乗れますように
BACK INTO ENGLISH
so that i can eat my fridge and take a taxi
INTO JAPANESE
冷蔵庫を食べてタクシーに乗れるように
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat your fridge so you can take a taxi
INTO JAPANESE
タクシーに乗れるように冷蔵庫を食べて
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat your fridge so you can catch a taxi
INTO JAPANESE
タクシーに乗れるように冷蔵庫を食べてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please eat the refrigerator so that I can take a taxi
INTO JAPANESE
タクシーに乗れるように冷蔵庫を食べてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please eat the refrigerator so that I can take a taxi
That didn't even make that much sense in English.