YOU SAID:
I hope Trump slips while climbing stairs, then tries to hold on to the railing but fails to and falls very hard.
INTO JAPANESE
トランプが階段を上っているときに滑って、手すりを握ろうとしますが、失敗して非常に激しく倒れることを願っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
As Trump slips up the stairs, he tries to grab the railing, but hopes he fails and falls very hard.
INTO JAPANESE
トランプが階段を上るとき、彼は手すりをつかもうとしますが、失敗して非常に激しく倒れることを望んでいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
As Trump climbs the stairs, he tries to grab the railing, but he wants to fail and fall very hard.
INTO JAPANESE
トランプが階段を上るとき、彼は手すりをつかもうとします、しかし彼は失敗して非常に激しく倒れたいと思っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
As Trump climbs the stairs, he tries to grab the railing, but he wants to fail and fall very hard.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.