YOU SAID:

I hope this doesn't come across as sacrilegious, but... Life Day eats!

INTO JAPANESE

私はこれが礼儀正しいとは思っていませんが... Life Dayは食べます！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I do not think this is polite, but I will eat Life Day!

INTO JAPANESE

私はこれが礼儀正しいとは思わないが、私は生命の日を食べるだろう！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I do not think this is polite, but I will eat the day of life!

INTO JAPANESE

私はこれが礼儀正しいとは思わないが、私は人生の日を食べるだろう！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I do not think this is polite, but I will eat the day of my life!

INTO JAPANESE

私はこれが丁寧だとは思わないが、私は人生の日を食べるだろう！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I do not think this is polite, but I will eat the day of my life!