YOU SAID:
I hope that the longer this paragraph is, the statistical chance of me winning will go up. This is highly unlikely considering this site will try and find the easiest way possible and may be lying, as I only speak chinese and english.
INTO JAPANESE
この段落が長ければ長いほど、私が勝つ統計的な可能性が高まることを願っています。私は中国語と英語しか話さないので、このサイトが可能な限り最も簡単な方法を試して見つけてうそをつくことを考えると、これは非常にありそうもないです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hope that increased statistical chance for longer, this paragraph, I will win. You don't think that wherever possible this site is because I don't speak Chinese and English only, the easiest way to try find a lie, this is extremely unlikely.
INTO JAPANESE
この段落で、統計的な可能性がより長くなることを願って、私は勝ちます。このサイトが可能な限り私が中国語と英語だけを話しているのではないと考えているのではありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
In this paragraph, I win, hoping that the statistical possibilities will be longer. I do not believe that this site is not only speaking Chinese and English as much as possible.
INTO JAPANESE
この段落では、統計的可能性がもっと長くなることを願って、私は勝ちます。私はこのサイトができるだけ中国語と英語を話すだけではないとは思わない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
In this paragraph, I win, hoping that the statistical possibilities will be longer. I do not think that this site is not only speaking Chinese and English as much as possible.
INTO JAPANESE
この段落では、統計的可能性がもっと長くなることを願って、私は勝ちます。このサイトができるだけ中国語と英語を話すだけではないと思います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
In this paragraph, I win, hoping that the statistical possibilities will be longer. I think that this site is not just about speaking Chinese and English as much as possible.
INTO JAPANESE
この段落では、統計的可能性がもっと長くなることを願って、私は勝ちます。このサイトはできるだけ中国語と英語を話すことだけではないと思います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
In this paragraph, I win, hoping that the statistical possibilities will be longer. I think that this site is not only about speaking Chinese and English as much as possible.
INTO JAPANESE
この段落では、統計的可能性がもっと長くなることを願って、私は勝ちます。このサイトはできるだけ中国語と英語を話すことだけではないと思います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
In this paragraph, I win, hoping that the statistical possibilities will be longer. I think that this site is not only about speaking Chinese and English as much as possible.
You should move to Japan!